They don't sing or dance. Their expressions are hewn in stone and marble. Nevertheless, these famous statues - from antiquity to contemporary - will always be worshipped for their eternal appeal. Ok, the Olmec heads and the Moai of Easter island demand some serious effort but we know you love a challenge. As a seasoned traveller you really ought to see them all, so we've done some of the legwork to find you a suitably luxe place to sleep near each.